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Lana Del Rey tries to shock you, claims her “pussy tastes like Cola”

Dear internet: Lana Del Rey wants your attention, again. She’d like you to know that her “pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.” Shocking, right? But is it as shocking as that GQ cover shoot? Is it as shocking her SNL performance? Won’t someone please pay attention to her!

The upcoming ‘Paradise Edition’ of Del Rey’s debut album Born To Die will include ‘Cola’, featuring that daring piece of product placement, which is sung to rhyme with the claim that she “gots a taste for men who are older”. The seven other new tracks of all-American clichés on the release include ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Bel Air’ and a track simply called ‘American’. No doubt her second record will feature the songs ‘Chevy’, ‘Route 66’ and ‘Waffle House’.

Perhaps Del Rey’s latest cry for attention was inspired by her recent run in with Courtney Love after she had added Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ to her setlist. In a tirade of unusually coherent tweets Love pointed out that the song was written about her vagina: “So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you? Lol.”

Paradise Edition preview – skip to 50 secs and act outraged:

Born To Die – Paradise Edition tracklist

Born To Die

Off To The Races

Blue Jeans

Video Games

Diet Mountain Dew

National Anthem

Dark Paradise

Radio

Carmen

Million Dollar Man

Summertime Sadness

This Is What Makes Us Girls

Without You

Lolita

Lucky Ones

Ride

American

Cola

Body Electric

Blue Velvet

Gods and Monsters

Yayo

Bel Air