Coldplay shows postponed

Just days after Lana Del Rey announced that she wouldn’t be coming to sing awkwardly for us later this month, Coldplay has announced that they will also be postponing their upcoming promotional tour dates.

The heavily branded visit was to see last year’s Splendour in the Grass headliners playing two intimate gigs in Sydney for fans of breakfast television shows and mobile phone companies. However the shows were dangerously close to the presentation of the 2012 Grammy Awards where Coldplay are in with a chance to win three awards – Best Rock Performance, Best Rock Song and Best Group Performance.

So not content with causing the cancellation of tours the Cee-Lo Green and Janelle Monae tours last year it looks as though the Grammys might have killed another Australian tour. Damn you old men of the American music business!

Like Lana, who promises that “more extensive dates will be announced soon”, Coldplay say that “We miss you guys and we promise we’ll make it up to you. In fact, stay tuned for a big announcement soon.”

Big announcement, huh? What ever could that be? Surely not the strongly rumoured proper tour?

Stay tuned to FasterLouder for the Coldplay tour announcement coming soon.